got drunk at a Lagwagon show sometime in 1996 and tried to jump over a Cadillac because it was there and he fell and cut his leg open and drank another 40 and then we got into a fight with the cops because you're not supposed to jump the turnstiles at the PATH train but we spent all the money on beer.
But it's hard to remember.
That might not have happened at all.
And I don't care.
If I have kids they will have ... interesting stories about the old mans music.
and headaches. Fuck it. The genes are strong.